Favourite "Friends" Quotes!

[Kaley Grace]

Hey all! I was just watching a few episodes of Friends, as you do, and was wondering favourite quotes everyone had? List them and the episode they were in, if you know it. Mine would have to include:

1) CHANDLER: All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, "Get out of my chair, dillhole!"

2) Chandler: "What's this?"
Joey: "Eight hundred and twelve bucks."
Chandler: "Well, I don't know what Big Leon told ya, but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night."

3) Joey (watching old videos of Monica): Some girl ate Monica!!! "
Monica: Shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds. "
Chandler: so how many cameras are actually on you?

4) Ross: Your money's mine Green.
Rachel: Your fly's open Gellar!!

5) Joey: Okay, buddy-boy. Here it is: You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own.
Chandler: Oh my God! That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear!

Joey: Look at me--I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando!

For more quotes, there's this really cool website: www.thetvzone.net/friends/quotes.html

Have Fun!
~KG

[IloveJen]

funny quotes

[mrswhiskerson]

There are so many...but my all time favourite is my signature

[jenrulz]

mm i have a bunch...dont remember them all now,funny quotes btw

[Jamie]

Joey: Not just a hatrack my friend!

Joey: It's a moo point, like a cow's opinion, it just doesn't matter...it's moo.

Ross: Joey, homo sapians are people.
Joey: Hey, I'm not judging!

Ross: (in his head) just say something!...I haven't had sex in a really long time....yeah, you shouldn't have anything.

Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. Did I say that out loud?

Joey: I just did something terrible!
Chandler: That was you, I thought that was Jack.

Phoebe: Get your coat!
Ross: Where is my coat!?
Phoebe: You didn't bring one!

Chandler: You ever wonder whats worse, going through labor or getting kick in the nuts?...Maybe there's something more painful than that.....like this.

Joey: Ok, ducks can be heads because ducks have heads!
Chandler: What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday?

(Rachel sits down in Joey's chair)
Joey: (through his teeth) Get your non beliveing ass out of my chair.

[jenrulz]

i dont remember the quotes, but i loved it when the rachel's birthday wish came true (the birthday flan got all smashed)

[~Dreem~]

These are some of my faves, i cant remember all of them so i will change them gradually

Chandler: You ever wonder whats worse, going through labor or getting kick in the nuts?...Maybe there's something more painful than that.....like this.

Chandler: If I were a guy....... Did I just say 'If I were a guy???'

Ross (to Phoebe): Nuh-uh, no, no, don't. Stop cleansing my aura!

Rachel: Uh, Phoebe? Who's George Snuffleupagus?
Phoebe: That's Big Bird's friend.


Ross (to Chandler): And it's a wedding! It'll be weird if I'm not in it!

Joey: Occupation? Dinosaurs.
Ross: Actually, I'm a paleon.... "Dinosaurs" is fine. The drawing is not.

Joey: Okay. Relationship? Ooh boy, this could take a while.

Chandler: Cheese - It's milk... that you chew. Crackers - Because your cheese needs a buddy.

Chandler: The Phone - Bringing you closer to people who have phones."

Rachel [to Ross, referring to Emma]: Can you please just take care of her for today?
Ross: Absolutely. Just give me your breasts and we'll be on our way.

[**kay-kay**]

OMG I have sooo many!! I can't even think of them all at the moment. I love the one when Rachel turns round and says " This isn't a marriage, it's the worst hang over ever!!" It's a classic line!

[ANNAston19]

Oh wow. I have so many I don't even know where to begin. Here are some of them, but I could go on forever...

Monica: Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?
Joey: Probably kill myself!
Monica: ..Excuse me?
Joey: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live!

Rachel: I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
LOL that was actually my senior quote in the yearbook

Monica: I can't believe you. You still haven't told that girl she doesn't have a job yet?
Chandler: Well, you still haven't taken down the Christmas lights.
Monica: Congratulations, I think you've found the world's thinnest argument.

Monica: Um, you guys, you know when I said before, "thank you, but I don't really need your help"?
Rachel: Actually, what I think you said was, "Don't touch that, and get the hell out of my kitchen."

Rachel: Monica! We need more candy?
Monica: What?! There's only been like four kids.
Rachel: Yeah I know, but one of them just said that she loved me so I just gave her everything.
Phoebe: No wonder your pregnant.

OMG there are just so so so many more!! This is just the tip of the iceberg! There were just so many great lines! I will post some more later when I have more time!

~Anna

[jenrox]

I have so many!! but some of my favourites are

Joey and Rachel on the yaught:

Joey: Look at that guy takin up all the water! an who calls their boat coast guard anyway?

Rachel: Joey, that is the coast guard.

Joey: well what's he doin all the way out here? the coast's over there buddy!! Get outa the way Jackass!!

After ross date's Janice:

Phoebe: So are you going to see her again?

Joey: Phoebe don't put ideas in his head!

Ross: No, I am going to see her again.

Joey: Damn it Phoebe!!

Carol's having Ben and everyone's in the waiting room:

Monica: that's not fair they get 2 babies and I got none!

Chandler: Well I'll tell ya wot, when we're 40 if neither of us are married I'll marry you.

Monica: you don't think I'll be married when I'm 40?

Chandler: No it was just hypothetically.

Monica: OK hyperthetically why won't I be married when I'm 40? No c'mon is there something fundementaly un-marriable about me?...WELL?

Chandler: Oh dear God this parashute's a napsack!!

[**kay-kay**]

I also love Rachel's " kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck, fantastic??? I think it's fab!!!! lol
I use it all the time too!!!!!! lol

k

[jenismyidol0808]

every episode has something sooo funny in it.. i love the way Rachel is sarcastic to Ross.. haha [when they were fighting] and also that time when no one knew about chandler and monica but chandler kissed monica forgetting that no one was there so he had to kiss rachel and phoebe too.. soooo funny!

[mrswhiskerson]

Ross: Amanda and I have a...

Monica: You have nothing! You're her babysittter, you have 12 year old girl's job!

Rachel: (laughing) That is so sad


Joey: Remember when your mom would drop you off at the movie theatre with a jar of jam and a spoon

(Rachel looks at him for a moment)

Rachel: You're so pretty


Joey: Wait no, 16, no acually, I was 15, no 16, actually 15, wait when was 1990?

Chandler: Okay, you have to stop the q-tip when there's resistance!


Rachel: She said gleeba!

Ross: Gleeba isn't a word

Rachel: Yes it is

Ross: Okay then put it in a sentence

Rachel: Fine "Emma just said gleeba"


Monica: Losers walk!

Ross: Yeah, losers talk!

Chandler: No, no, no, losers actually rhyme


Chandler: Hey Rach, when you and Ross were going out, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?

Rachel: No, no, it bothered me when he slept with other women


Monica: Phoebe knows about us!!

Joey: I didn't tell them anything!

Monica and Chandler: Them?

Joey: Phoebe (pauses) and Joey


Monica: Welcome to the real world, it sucks, you're gonna love it!!


Phoebe: If we were in prison, you guys, be like, my bitches!!


Chandlr: Ho ho Holy Crap is it hot in here!!

[**kay-kay**]

I love the "Gleeba" one too!!!!!! It's soooo funny!!!!!!! I also like:
(monica piks up the phone)
Monica: Hi ross, (turns to Rachel) See i do get calls from other people!
Rachel: O your brother, SCORE!!!

Monica: Well here's the last box of your clothes, i was just going to label it "what were you thinking?"
Rachel: Funny, I was just going to go and write that on chandler!

They are both from series 6 episode 6,the with the last night, It's one of my all time favourites!!!!
lol

k

[ANNAston19]

**kay-kay** said:

I love the "Gleeba" one too!!!!!! It's soooo funny!!!!!!! I also like:
(monica piks up the phone)
Monica: Hi ross, (turns to Rachel) See i do get calls from other people!
Rachel: O your brother, SCORE!!!

Monica: Well here's the last box of your clothes, i was just going to label it "what were you thinking?"
Rachel: Funny, I was just going to go and write that on chandler!

They are both from series 6 episode 6,the with the last night, It's one of my all time favourites!!!!
lol
k

LOL OMG that is one of my favorite episodes of all time!!! I LOVE THAT ONE!!!!!!! IT IS SO FUNNY!!!
I love it when Monice is like "I love Ross, I hate Ross, I love Ross, I hate Ross"!!! It is just hysterical!! The end makes me cry though when Rachel leaves and they start getting emotional. Is is so sad. I LOVED them as roomates. They just had so much fun!!!

~Anna