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Post by The Good Girl on May 14, 2004 9:12:39 GMT -5
This was posted in the wrong thread, so I decided to start a new one  lol those are funny. Most of my favorite quotes are from Friends!... Ross: "Your over me? When were you under me?" Joey: " It's a moo point. It's like a cow's opinion, it's moo." Joey: "Heads she wins, tails I lose. Aww I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning." Rachel: "Well that's a risky little game." Phoebe: "A promise between Friends means never having to give a reason." lol, I have much more and I'll post them when I think of them all! |
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Post by Jamie on May 14, 2004 16:08:50 GMT -5
sry about that!
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Post by smns22 on May 15, 2004 10:47:37 GMT -5
Rachel: Ross! Hi. It's Rachel. I just wanted to say I'm fine, and I'm happy for you and your cat, who by the way I think you should name Michael. So, you see I am thinking of names so obviously I am over you. I AM OVER YOU AND THAT MY FRIEND IS WHAT THEY CALL CLOSURE.
Rachel to Joey: You're so pretty.
Joey to Rachel: That's your move? Wow, Rach thank God your hot.
When Ross finds out Chandler told Rachel he was in love with her: we did he, when did he, when did he?
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Post by jenrulz on May 16, 2004 12:02:12 GMT -5
rachel: but i can throw my paper towels here!!!
joey: could i BE wearing anymore clothes?!?
rachel: i have got your money, and you'll never see it, and your fly's still open.....ha i made you look
ross: that just leaves us the big green poker machine who ows fifteen...
joey: hey rach how you doin'
rachel:I'm doin' good, baby. How you doin'?
joey:Ross, don't let her drink anymore!
Ross: Well, hello, Mrs. Ross! (Throws some rice.)
Rachel: Well, hello, Mr. Rachel!
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Post by JsTig on May 16, 2004 19:25:29 GMT -5
Here are just a few of mine that come to mind right away! Rachel: "I'm going Comando tooooooooooooooo." Ross: "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" Ben: Bangs Rachel on head with pan. Rachel: "You know.........If it's not a headboard it's just not worth it." Rachel: "How do you expect me to grow if you wont let me blow ? ! ? !" Ross: "I thought you knew I was alright with that?" Scene:Rachel & Ross set in the Museum conservatory under the stars, music playin softly in background lights down low........................(Ok I'm tring to set the mood ) Rachel: "ohhh honey thats ok" Ross:"Oh no you just rolled over on the juice box." Rachel:"ohhh thank god!" |
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Post by smns22 on May 19, 2004 21:51:04 GMT -5
Rachel to Ross after they slept together: "You've learned some new moves!"
Ross:"Yeah. This guy at work gave me Sex for Dummies as a joke. Who's laughing now?!
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Post by jenrulz on May 20, 2004 16:34:13 GMT -5
rachel and ross kiss after watching the prom video: phoebe: see!!! hos her lobster!!!  |
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Post by Bigmama on May 23, 2004 13:11:14 GMT -5
Theire watching that video with fat Monica in it: Joey: Some girl ate Monica!!!  Monica: Shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds!  Chandler: Ah, so how many cameras are actually on you?? ;D |
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Post by Jamie on May 23, 2004 19:14:23 GMT -5
haha smns22, I like that one... yeah that guy at work got me sex for dummies...look whos laughing now! lol I forgot about that one:P
Here are some more...
Chandler: Rock, hard place, me!
(TOW the Blackout) Phoebe: ok the weirdest place has to be Wisconsin...whats its a really weird place!
the guy: (the word is cream) u put it in your coffee!
Joey: ur hands ur face!!!!
the guy: its white!
Joey: paper, snow A GHOST!!!
the guy: its heavier than milk
Joey: a rock!!!!!
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Post by Jamie on May 23, 2004 19:19:56 GMT -5
lol, smns22 i forgot about that one from the last episode that ross says.
Here are some more...
the guy: (the word is cream) u put it in your coffee!
Joey: ur hands, ur face!
the guy: its white!!!!
Joey: paper, snow, A GHOST!!!!
the guy: its heavier than milk
Joey: a rock!!!!
(TOW the blackout...chandler to joey)
Chandler:MMM TRAPT INMM AMN ATM VETISLMMERR WITHMM JILL GOODACHERMMM!!!
Joey: OMG HES TRAPPED IN AN ATM VESTIVUL WITH JILL GOODACHER!!!!!
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Post by smns22 on May 24, 2004 12:24:12 GMT -5
Rachel leaving a message on Ross' answering machine (using an irish accent) : "Hello Ross. This is Dr. McKneeley from the Fake Accent University. We'd like you to come on board, with us, fulltime."
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Post by Bigmama on May 24, 2004 13:28:31 GMT -5
Ross: "Take thee, Rachel..... Emily. " ;D
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Post by smns22 on May 24, 2004 13:37:54 GMT -5
Chandler to Joey: "How do you not fall down more?"
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Post by smns22 on May 24, 2004 13:41:23 GMT -5
Phoebe: If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
[Joey comes out from his room wearing ridiculous clothes. He has to look nineteen for an audition]
Joey: 'Sup? 'Sup, dude?
Chandler: [putting his hands up] Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me.
Joey: So, you're playing a little Playstation, huh? That's whack. Playstation is whack. 'Sup with the whack Playstation, 'sup? Huh? Come on, am I nineteen or what?
Chandler: Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen. |
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Post by Jamie on May 24, 2004 15:51:05 GMT -5
sorry about that b4, I kinda post those twice cuz I didn't think the first one got posted.  fireman: We figured out the cause if the fire. Do you girls use curling irons? Rachel: don't look at me, my hair's straight, straight, straight, straight. fireman: It couldn't been a hair straightener. Rachel: oh. Monica (sick): I fined!!! Ross: When you put a D at the end of fine then your not fine! Monica: I'm fine....d! I'm fine..d! It's a really hard word to say! (Joey is looking through the pipe that was holding the door) Ross: Joey, where is the pipe that was holding the door open? Joey: I don't know. ............................ Joey: yeah, I do! Joey to Ross: Come on, punch me! Ross: I'm not gonna punch you! (Ross attempts to punch Joey and Joey ducks and Ross punches the pole behind Joey) Joey: I'm sorry, when a fist comes at you, ya duck! watch! (punches Ross in the face) Joey:"sorry?" Ross: your not using it right Joe! (they are about to walk out the door and Joey opens the door, hitting Ross in the face) Joey: "oops?" (lol, that last one isn't all right...I'm pry missing some stuff  ) |
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